“二战”时期,盟(méng )军要(🐽)实施安奇奥(ào )(🐌)登陆(🔼)计划,迫于对一(yī )门叫安奇(🤴)奥(🍥)大(🎺)炮(🔧)的(🎗)超级(jí )武器的忌惮,要派两(liǎng )个精锐特工去(🌫)摧毁这门大(❣)炮,结果两个傻逼(bī )被(🐿)派了去,最后(hòu )经(🛍)过一(yī )连串搞笑事件,阴差阳(yáng )(🏐)错的最(🕌)后完成了任(rèn )务。 片(🙁)段(duàn )一:德国人在北非布置(🤷)了一个(⏺)陷阱(🌙),准备了一(yī )幅假(jiǎ )(📯)的防御工(gōng )(😞)事地图让这(🦗)二个士兵带回(huí )去(💻)。他(tā )们却阴差阳(yáng )(🏂)错的(🤠)拿走了真的(de )地图,最终赢(⏰)得了(le )战役。 (🧤)片(🔔)段(🚻)二(èr ):他们化(💠)装(zhuāng )成管道工(gōng )潜入德(dé )军在意大利的司令部,给(gěi )他们(💝)卫生(shēng )间的管道修得乱(🚗)七八糟,把(bǎ )将军(🐛)淋(🌹)了(⛏)个落汤(🥋)鸡(jī )(🤷)。将军去换衣服,拉开(kāi )(😝)抽屉发现一套新的军服,于是(⏲)洗(xǐ )(📛)头洗(👌)脸准备(bèi )换上新军(💸)服的时(🍽)候闭(🔞)着眼把脸盆里(lǐ )的脏水倒进抽屉里了(柜子旁(páng )边(🚽)有(yǒu )一(yī )个废水桶)。那(📤)个将军(jun1 )是最主要(⏺)的一个配角,很有意思。到影片(🍹)结(jié )束前(qián )1分钟,都(🔮)没有一句台词。最后(hòu )说了一句(jù )“谢(👼)谢(xiè )”。 片段三(sān ):德军有一(🎞)门超级大(dà )炮(👆)俯(fǔ )视着(zhe )联(lián )军将要登陆的海滩。这二(🕌)个士(shì )兵居然化装成希(xī )特勒和随(suí )从(cóng ),去视(shì )察大(😂)炮,把大(🐼)炮炸掉(diào )了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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