“二(🕕)战”时期,盟(méng )(⛲)军(✒)要(yào )实施安奇(qí )奥登陆计划(huá ),迫于(yú )对(🕸)一门叫安(🤢)奇奥(ào )大(dà )炮(🔧)的超级武(wǔ )(🥈)器(qì )的忌(jì )惮,要派两个精锐特(🎾)工去摧毁这(zhè )门(mén )大炮(pào ),结(jié )果两个(🚤)傻逼被派了(le )(🔸)去,最后(🗄)经(🛍)过一连串(👁)搞笑事件(jiàn ),阴差阳(🏐)错的最后(🛺)完成了任务。 片段一:(🖍)德国人在北非布(🐖)置(zhì )(🤷)了(le )一个陷(xiàn )阱,准备了(le )一幅假(📯)的防御工(gōng )事地(dì )(🔢)图让(ràng )这二个士兵(bīng )带回去。他们却阴(✋)差阳错的(🤠)拿走了(🙄)真(zhēn )的地图(tú ),最(⛓)终赢得(🈴)了(🍄)战役。 片段(duàn )二(èr ):他(tā )们(men )化装成管道工潜入德军(🧟)在意大利的(de )司(🌮)令部,给(🈁)他们卫生间的管(guǎn )道修得乱七八(🦇)糟,把将军淋(🌹)了个(🐨)落汤鸡(jī )。将(jiāng )(🌪)军去(🌼)换衣服,拉(💯)开抽屉发现一(yī )套(🐡)新的军服(fú ),于(🤥)是洗头洗(👌)脸准备换上新(xīn )军服的时候(🏃)闭着眼(yǎn )把脸(🔎)盆(pén )里的脏水(🐖)倒(dǎo )进抽屉(tì )里了(柜(guì )(📞)子旁边有一个废水(🕕)桶)。那(nà )个将军(🔪)是最主要的(de )(👩)一个配角,很(hěn )(✖)有意(💑)思。到影片结束前1分钟,都(dōu )没(👅)有一(yī )(🐈)句台词。最后说(shuō )了一句“谢谢”。 (🏡) 片段三:德军有一(yī )门(mén )超级大炮俯视着联军将要(yào )登陆的海滩。这二个士兵(bīng )居然(🈺)化装(🔝)成希特(🍏)勒和随(suí )从(cóng ),去视察大炮(pào ),把大炮(pào )炸掉(diào )了(🖥)。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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